Heaven forbid I were a Hilton...
Have you seen the promos for this new reality show? Have you?? I mean, give me a break. We all know that if you want to be a Hilton, all you have to do is:
1. Carry a chihuahua around in your purse and let her get "kidnapped".
2. Go around saying "That's hot."
3. Let someone hack into your cell phone.
4. Allow your boyfriend to videotape the two of you getting freaky so it can get splashed all over the internet.
Oh yeah, and
5. Go commando in a teeny tiny mini skirt, and swing your legs around just far enough while exiting a car to let photographers to verify this commando status with photographic evidence.
Admission to reality TV show not necessary.
1. Carry a chihuahua around in your purse and let her get "kidnapped".
2. Go around saying "That's hot."
3. Let someone hack into your cell phone.
4. Allow your boyfriend to videotape the two of you getting freaky so it can get splashed all over the internet.
Oh yeah, and
5. Go commando in a teeny tiny mini skirt, and swing your legs around just far enough while exiting a car to let photographers to verify this commando status with photographic evidence.
Admission to reality TV show not necessary.
posted by Andrea | 1:17 PM
3 Comments:
I hadn't seen this award-winner. I have seen the new "dance with a celebrity" show, or whatever it's called. It all makes me lament that there are apparently no more TV writers in the world. Instead of using imagination and writing scripts, people are just thinking up bizarre contests. It's sad. I'll take TV LAND over "reality TV" any day.
Although I do carry a chihuahua in my purse. And it's HOT.
I prefer TV Land too. I love those shows. Funny, witty, imaginative. Where else can Lucille Ball get drunk off of a vitamin supplement? I used to fall asleep to TV LAND when I was a young teen until not too long ago. Ball would never carry a dog in her purse. I can see a funny show about that now if it were still taping, and if the actors were all still alive.
I havent even seen the promos for the Hilton show thingy. I'm sure it will be my weekly watch though. I'll have to set my vcr so I never miss it. (yes, that is scarism) :-)
"go commando" ROTFL. God you made me laugh, thanks!
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