El Condor Pasa

[EDIT: I forgot to link back to marybishop at Tchotchkes, who is the one who tagged me. Sorry, Mary!]

The rules are simple when you're tagged. Choose 5 items from the list to write about. Tag 3 other people when you're done.

The theme is, as you can see, "If I could be..."

If I could be a scientist

If I could be a farmer I would grow only organic produce and raise hormone- and antibiotic-free livestock fed only organic grain, so I could afford to feed my family the kind of healthy food I'd like to.

If I could be a musician I would be able to play the piano and sight-read any music, or better yet, play by ear so I could play for myself and my friends and family.

If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter

If I could be a gardener I would be able to actually GROW flowers without killing them like Greenthumb, and I would have a beautifully landscaped Chinese garden.

If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef

If I could be an architect I'd design my own log cabin in the woods of Brown County, Indiana.

If I could be a linguist
If I could be a psychologist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an inn-keeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-rider
If I could be a bonnie pirate
If I could be an astronaut
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world
If I could be married to any current famous political figure

If I could be a world famous blogger I'd be able to justify the cost of purchasing the drool-worthy Nikon D70.

I'm tagging lawbrat (the REAL one), mrtl (take your time, sweetie, I know you're busy at the moment!), and mel, who I think are the only remaining regular visitors here who have not yet been tagged by other people.