You were right, Susie
Anyone remember the poop-dancing episode of last summer? Aislinn, Johnny Jump-Up, bare feet, poop on the carpet beneath her? Yes? Good.
Now, let me also remind my readers of some of the comments made, and a prediction made by Susie.
Lawbrat's comment:
(No, she did not spell it that way originally. I changed it for this entry. Guess why?)
Susie's reply:
(No, Susie can spell too. I edited her as well. Do you have the gift of prophecy or something, girlfriend?)
And for good measure, Thomas J. Brown said:
(Once again, Thomas J. knows how to spell, I'm quite sure.)
Susie was right. I checked my Site Tracker stats today for the first time in a while, and guess what I found in Recent Keyword Activity?
Yes. THAT phrase. I'm not going to type it YET AGAIN and give the pervs yet another instance of the phrase to lure them over.
Thanks, EVER SO MUCH, to the three of you, for helping initiate my blog to the nasties! Now, I can only imagine someone will have a thing for "poop-dancing" and the first line of this entry will get them here.
Now, let me also remind my readers of some of the comments made, and a prediction made by Susie.
Lawbrat's comment:
I once babysat for a woman with a 1 year old. She had told me a story about him: They were at a BBQ, and she was holding him. He pooped, she didnt know it. The color of the poop matched the BBQ sauce. When she saw what she thought was BBQ sauce on her arm, she likked it off. It was not BBQ sauce, but POOP!
(No, she did not spell it that way originally. I changed it for this entry. Guess why?)
Susie's reply:
Wow. Thanks to lawbrat, searchers will come here for poop-likking. (Thanks to lawbrat and ME;)
(No, Susie can spell too. I edited her as well. Do you have the gift of prophecy or something, girlfriend?)
And for good measure, Thomas J. Brown said:
And wow, that poop-likking story is... Well, I have a friend who would =REALLY= appreciate it.
(Once again, Thomas J. knows how to spell, I'm quite sure.)
Susie was right. I checked my Site Tracker stats today for the first time in a while, and guess what I found in Recent Keyword Activity?
Yes. THAT phrase. I'm not going to type it YET AGAIN and give the pervs yet another instance of the phrase to lure them over.
Thanks, EVER SO MUCH, to the three of you, for helping initiate my blog to the nasties! Now, I can only imagine someone will have a thing for "poop-dancing" and the first line of this entry will get them here.

4 Comments:
d'ah that's wretched! Better than getting searched for "christmas porn" though... You wouldn't beleive it, but my traffic had a huge spike around the holidays.
bah.
heh heheh 'Bout time the pervs showed up over here. Get some of 'em out of my place! I get the ones looking for booty and Easter porn. :0
Oh my, when I first read likking, I though...OMG, I really do know how to spell it correctly!
I noticed in a comment on Phil's blog- the post you commented on- he made a word spelled wrong purposefully.
There are some real freaky search terms out there.
@lawbrat - I did the same thing! I was so confused at first...
And Johnny Jump-Up? What the hell are you feeding those kids?
Note for the culturally-unaware: In Ireland, Johnny Jump Up is a nickname for hard cider. Good stuff, that.
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