So I guess vacuuming is out...

Although Arwyn is a pretty good night-time sleeper, she just tends to catnap during the day. Thirty minutes here, twenty minutes there. Once in a while, if I'm lucky, she'll even give me an hour. She's also a light sleeper, which means the following loud noises are being banned from the house and surrounding neighborhood:

• The whisper of a two-year-old (do you know how LOUD it's possible to whisper??)
• The soft paper fasteners of a disposable diaper being undone
• The pressing of buttons on a TV remote in the next room
• The tiptoeing of a child on carpet upstairs
• The crinkle of foil when a Hershey's Kiss is being unwrapped
• The gentle whirring of a Razor scooter on pavement on the sidewalk outside

And if the #$@& cats don't stop rattling my bedroom door at five a.m. (I'm not even the one who feeds them anymore, Audrey is!), I swear I'm going to toss them outside.